Saturday, December 23, 2006

You're fucked

Sent: Friday, December 22, 2006 12:40 PM
Subject: Brumingham Gigs....
HI, i am managing aband called Le Chat Noir, a two piece low fi garage rock experiance from the south west, resting between lazy comparisons of the white stripes, and the kills, this band have a raw edge in their live performance. http://www.myspace.com/chatnoirband
We are looking to gig in the midlands around late feb/march, is there any chance you could forward on venues details, prefrably with a regular gig scene, and a warm atmosphere.
Many Thanks,
Charlie

hi charlie,
thanks for the email, clearly you haven't been to the midlands recently. I know of no venues with a regular gig scene or a warm atmosphere. you're fucked on that one, sorry. Anything else I can help you with?
mark

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Mr X Kicks the LSC's ass

From Mr X

to:

Jane Grant,
Customer Service Manager,
B, ham & Solihull LSC,

5 Chaplin Court,
80 Hurst Street,
Birmingham,
B 5 4TG

19th December 2005

Freedom of Information Act request – Longbridge Action Resource Centre management of Birmingham Music Network ESF project 2003-2005 - value £316,000.00

Dear Jane

Following our telephone conversation of today, I would be most grateful if you could you supply me with the following information regarding the above company.

  • Accounts for L.A.R.C’s financial management of Birmingham Music Network and Birmingham Music Network LMT - showing how the 316k allocated in 2003 has been spent.
  • Information regarding L.A.R.C’s pre 2003 track record in managing and delivering Music Industry programmes and ‘Routes to Market’ activities.
  • List of current Birmingham Music Network directors.
  • List of current Birmingham Music Network LMT directors.
  • Copy of Birmingham Music Network 2002/3 business plan.
  • Details of who owns the intellectual property for the above business plan.
  • The open-tendering procedures and protocols employed by Birmingham & Solihull Learning Skills Council prior to the selection of L.A.R.C. as an appropriate ‘Accountable Body’ for delivery of the Birmingham Music Network contract.
  • List of unsuccessful applicants who tended for delivery of the Birmingham Music Network contract – (as ‘Accountable Bodies’).
  • Names and contact details of Birmingham & Solihull Learning Skills Council internal Music Industry consultant(s) who assessed and signed-off L.A.R.C.’s bid to oversee the delivery of the Birmingham Music Network contract.
  • Names and contact details of external Music Industry consultant(s) who assisted Birmingham & Solihull in their selection of L.A.R.C. as the most appropriate accountable body for delivery of the Birmingham Music Network contract.

I hope, in the interests of public accountability, probity, transparency and integrity that you are able to supply the information requested.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours Sincerely

Mr X

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Matt, Jane and now.......Benjy?!

Hi Mark at,

I noticed that you registered for a Sonicbids account on Friday, December 08, 2006 but didn't actually activate your EPK (Electronic Press Kit). Did you have trouble with anything in particular? Maybe with picking a subscription plan or making a submission?

We've got an entire Member Relations team to help you with any questions you have. Feel free to shoot us a quick email or even give us a call. We're happy to help!

Look forward to hearing from you!

Benjy

Darren at Cargo again

Sent: Tuesday, December 05, 2006 1:37 PM
Subject: FW: IRON MAN invoice
Hi Mark
Sorry about the delay. I was able to pick most of the order, I only had one copy of the transit kings - token and coalesce - functioning cd, I ll put the rest on back order. We are only getting the Sparklehorse on lp, there not in yet but do you want 2?
Below I have attached the invoice and let me know if you need our bank details again.
Regards
James

From: Iron Man Records
Sent: 05 December 2006 15:21
To: James Jacob
Cc: Darren Crawford
Subject: Re: IRON MAN invoice

HI Folks,
here we go then......
payment sent today £134.14 with ref iron man records on payment, you should have cleared funds on thursday this week. send me what you got and i'll settle for the rest when it comes through. LPs are fine if you have no cd of sparklehorse etc.
cheers
mark

From: Darren at Cargo
To:
Cc:
Sent: Tuesday, December 05, 2006 3:30 PM
Subject: RE: IRON MAN invoice

can you send confirmation?
if you can then we can ship it today

From: Iron Man Records
Sent: 05 December 2006 16:14
To: Darren Crawford
Subject: Re: IRON MAN invoice

HI Darren, I thought I had confirmed this....
ok here its is again, Payment sent of £134.14 against your invoice, you will get cleared funds on your account by thursday of this week.
cheers
mark

From Darren:

no you cunt...some sort of correspondence from your bank...
oh by the way i just put 10 grand into your account as youre a really nice bloke... no i did really...heres confirmation -
I JUST PUT 10 GRAND IN YOUR BANK
see?


Confiscate your bottle of whiskey

From: Steve Donovan
To: "the nightingales"
Subject: Re: Cockroach Club
Date: Wed, 8 Nov 2006 11:25:49 +0000
Hi Robert,

Thanks for putting on a great show on Saturday! Kev and Myself
thought you were brilliant and so did plenty others including
godfathers Kris and Pete. Unfortunately the night was spoilt by the
bar manager & bouncers taking offence to your general shenanigans
and wanted me to stop you mid performance to confiscate your bottle
of whiskey. I refused, they got pissed off so decided to close the
bar early.

We have put in a complaint to the management who has now told them
that they have to keep the bar open until at least 1.30am

Apologies to all you and the band who could not get a drink after your
performance. it soured what i thought was a fantastic night!!!!

Thanks again

Steve

PS: Don't forget if your looking for a support band in the future
the surgens would love to support you!

Johnathan Goodwin strikes again

7th October 4th November - Local installation artist Laurie Richardson
exhibits "Dirty Laundry" in the Library Foyer.

The exhibit is based around the life in a Laundrette looking into the
lives of people that take time out of their lives to wash their washing
spin around.

Says Laurie, "The idea of looking in the the insights of such a mundane thing such as washing was almost compelling in its own right and I wanted to take the idea and develop an interesting approach on it. I chose to focus on what people do and talk about almost like airing their gossip out to dry and with that in mind I had the idea of hanging my artwork from a washing line. I chose the location around Birmingham and felt the subject of Laundrettes quite compelling how we are now in the 20th Century and still have public use of washing and drying our clothes."

Vary Talented Dancer

Stine Richard is Rising Artist (Pop/Adult Contemporary/Dance). Stine's ineterest in music started at the age of seven when his uncle bought him a Jackson Five Video as a birthday present. Getting his early influence from Michael jackson, the Artist is also a very talented dancer. The Artist would need your advice is organising his first gig/concert and promotion. For more details about the Artist work Please visit www.stinerichard.com or www.myspace.com/stinerichard. Thank you for your time. Kind Regards

Karidakiss Georgios &Nancy Kontouri from Greece

Hellooooo..Thereeeee.....:)) we are Karidakiss Georgios &Nancy Kontouri from Greece..and we have a music tv show in Greece....wich is at (Stv and Holiday in greece satellite tv and at one cable free channel called NOVA ) ..Please send us any visual material you may have ...videos and news and infos and bios and marry new year...etc....::)))))) at the address below.. Att Karidakiss Georgios S MUSIC SHOW Kaisarias 16 17122 Nea Smyrni Athens Greece Tel +30 2109358573 Mob +30 6937524200 info@karidakiss.com and soon at www.smusic.gr ..(wich is under construction) ps: we love to get some old videos and stuff ....and some stuff that we may not have in Greece... and of course you must give us a signed permission to broadcast them in a form that we will send you..if you want...:))) Thank youuuuuu..:)) And The Best for you all... Karidakiss Georgios Nancy Kontouri S MUSIC SHOW We have a band called Ouzo the band ...can you help us to distribute our cds there..?/ www.ouzotheband.com

stupid wars, suicidal politics, economical sanctions, NATO bombing...

Hello friends, We are the SMF, a hard kicking band from Belgrade, Serbia. The band is existing for amazing 17 years and became quite popular locally, in the region of former Yugoslavia. During all that time, we had a terrible situation over here in Serbia, stupid wars, suicidal politics, economical sanctions, NATO bombing... Somehow the band has survived and now we want to make a break through all that shit. Our music is unique and certainly deserves to be heard World wide. This way we're trying to spread a word about it and we would appreciate if you decide to read this email. Right now, we're looking for a record label willing to publish our 3rd album, we need a complete management and promotion, we need gigs to play. If you or anyone you know, may be interested in working out all these things with us or at least to give an advise, please feel free to get in touch. Any kind of help, business proposal or even opinion is welcome. Our website address is www.smfband.com and it's open for the link exchange.

Radical Improvisation Spasms

Hello Mark
My name is Nikko and I play in a band called NED.
We're from Lyon, France. Max from J'men fous suggested me to contact you
about a tour we're planning at november
beetween 10th to 26th.
Our music has punk rock roots with radical improvisation spasms.
The sound is raunchy and loud and quite danceable.
So if you could help out or send me a few contacts that would be great.
You can check us out on the website of the label that released our last
album:
http://www.skrecords.org
http://www.myspace.com/nedskrecords

LARC are at it again

To: Steve Conlan
Longbridge Advice and Resource Centre

Dear Steve,
Birmingham Music Network Project One/mentoring

Subsequent to our conversation on 31st March, I’m writing to confirm what I told you on the
telephone, so that you might pass it on to the committee at your meeting on 24th April. Namely:

1. I was employed as a mentor by Project One last spring

2. I was given no time limit for my two mentoring projects. I specifically checked whether there was one because the people I was mentoring required a few hours per month, nothing more, so to reach 30 hours would take a while.

3. I was not informed that Project One was ending or had ended. Just as I was preparing to finally invoice Project One I was horrified to hear a rumour that it had ended.

4. Since the Project One office now appeared to be non-contactible, I immediately submitted two
invoices via Mark XX XX. These were both for £599.25 and dated 9th February.

5. I have not heard anything since.

I would remind the committee that by asking me to do work and promising a specific rate of pay for it, Project One were entering a legally-binding contract. Since LARC were the contract holders for Project One as I understand it they remain legally liable for that contract and its associated liabilities.

In that light I await hopefully a payment from LARC for the outstanding amounts.
Your sincerely,
Jon Cotton

From Jon re: LARC refusing to pay him

Hi Mark
Just a quick word. Thought you might like to know the LARC finally paid me after I reminded them of their legal liability to pay me for work contracted. They ummed and arred and put it to 'the committee' who requested evidence that I had been asked to do the work officially. I forwarded dates and times of meetings with you and then with Ian Campbell, and some emails between myself and the girl who I met with Ian (sorry, forget her name) and finally they paid up.

However, when Steve Conlan (Conman?) called to tell me such, he also asked me to not mention to anyone else that I'd been paid because 'my claim looks genuine, however we had many non-genuine ones' (I paraphrase).

I didn't agree to this verbally or otherwise as I think it's only fair those with genuine cases know someone else has been paid, I thought they had a bloody cheek to ask me to do any such thing, and it reinforced my impression that I was dealing with a clan of the masons rather than a legally accountable business. So I am hereby ignoring their request.

So there you go, please pass on this info to anyone with a genuine claim who has not been paid. Hope all's well.

Jon

14/6/2006
From Anthony in respinse to JOn's email:
Unfortunately not surprising that there continue to be problems and illegal withholding of public monies.

Also interesting that the Directors of BMN were also not exempt from the mishandling of funds surrounding this project - I am personally still owed about £350 that the (Remaining) project staff at the end of the project denied finding an entry for on the data - base, apparently/conveniently for me having been listed as acting as a mentor.

Apparently this was the case for several mentors - as the previous admin person failed to record these details and contractual arrangements!

BMN LTD also being owed over £1000 by LARC and who knows who else
wasn't entered onto the paperwork and never got paid.

Absolutely disgusting and inexcusable behavior by all the staff on the project, the financial managing agent LARC and therefore LSC.
Anthony

On 13 Jun 2006, at 12:43, Iron Man Records wrote to Ben at Blue Whale Studios:

Hi Ben,
get in touch with Jon cotton as he has managed to get his invoices paid, see email below, i've copied scott and anthony in so they can see whats been going on too.

I find the concept of so called "Non genuine claims" unbelievable. who would put in a non genuine claim for work they have done or go through the trauma of having to deal with steve conman conlan!!
cheers
mark
ps Jon, can you ask steve conlan to forward any so called Non genuine claims to me as i would like to see who they are. If anthony scott and myself deem them to be indeed 'non genuine' then we can take action. however, i do not believe any non genuine claims have gone in at all and steve conlan is trying to make out their complete inability to manage an lsc project is somehow somebody elses fault! I find steves handling of this episode entertaining

Free and Fair Elections

Election of new members for the

Screen Image and Sound Cluster Opportunity Group

Advantage West Midlands

An election is taking place for the music and radio representatives for the Screen Image and Sound Cluster Opportunity Group. The Group is an advisory body working with the regional development agency on strategy and investment decisions on improving business competitiveness in the Screen Image and Sound industries.

Members are expected to act as individuals, rather than representing any particular business, body or organisation. They bring their knowledge to the Group, which works on a voluntary basis, to offer a coherent cross-sector view to the agency.

There are 6 vacancies: 2 places for music, 2 for radio and 2 for photography/digital imaging.

Following a call for nominations, there are six candidates for music, three for radio and none for photography/digital imaging. Profiles of the candidates are available at http://www.advantagewm.co.uk/screen-image-and-sound.html or on request from siscogbote@advantagewm.co.uk

Who can vote?

Anyone working in a business (SME) or as a freelance/sole trader in the Screen Image and Sound industries in the West Midlands: as a guide these are Film TV animation, games, elearning, web content, music, radio and digital imaging. A business email address will be taken as evidence of engagement in the SIS industries. Multiple web based/ISP email accounts may be scrutinised for validity.

One person may vote for 4 candidates, 2 in the music category and 2 in the radio category. Voters may not use more than 2 votes in either of the industry categories. Voters do not have to use all their available votes. Voting for the same person twice is not allowed. Candidates may vote for themselves and one other in their category as well as two people in the other industry category.

How to vote

Email your choice of 2 candidates for music and 2 candidates for radio to siscogvote@advantagewm.co.uk

Please check out nomination profiles attached.

Voting closes at 5pm on 29 th May 2006

Steve,
Could you send the following out with the two attachments to the database? Appreciate this. We have to stop Dutch getting there. On a direct personal contact basis we're getting quite alot of support but need much more. Please let me know if you have a problem with this.
Best
Geoff

From Geoff:
Hi,
John Mostyn and myself are standing as COG members (Creative Opportunity Group)
in the current election as the Music Industry representatives.

"The Group is an advisory body working with the regional development agency on strategy
and investment decisions on improving business competitiveness in the Screen Image and
Sound industries."

Basically this group has an input on public funding of the creative industries in the region.

We are looking for your support in voting for us.

I have attached more information about the group and the election. This has been
compiled by Advantage West Midlands. I have also attached our nomination info
so if you don't know at least you can see a little of what we are about.

If you feel you can support us in this all you need to do is email the following:

Re Election of COG Members:

My Votes for the MUSIC INDUSTRY candidates are:

GEOFF PEARCE
JOHN MOSTYN

And please send to:

' siscogvote@advantagewm.co.uk '

Voting Closes on Monday 29th May.

Very best regards & thanks
Geoff Pearce & John Mostyn

Gig Flyers dot yourass dot bollocks

Mark: are you fucking mad?

Dubber: I thought we'd already established that. I'm hoping there'll be some uptake among labels and promoters to send stuff to us so that we can archive it - but I'm more concerned about this being sustainable. My fear is that after an initial rush of enthusiasm, and a deluge of fliers, they'll complete dry up and everyone will get bored with the whole idea.
Any suggestions?
Cheers,
Dubber
PS: I called you back about the report thing - but your mobile was off.
Give me a shout again when you get a moment.

Mark: re: any suggestions? yes. Give up now, it's cheaper.

Darren Crawford at Cargo

From: Iron Man Records
Sent: 30 March 2006 14:54
To: Darren Crawford, Cargo Records
Cc: mark
Subject: DUFUS distribution and Iron Man Records

Hi Darren, any news on the distribution for DUFUS?
heres the latest tour stuff i'm sending out for the band...
cheers
mark

From Darren at Cargo:

Right - i'd like to be able to do it but it would be purely on the fact you're a lovely bloke..have asked HMV and the internet bods and they are all saying that sales are minimal...
recently we've taken a hell of a lot on and so i'm reticent to take on something else of an unknown quantity sales wise..
sorry mate

LARC investigated for Fraud....again

Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2006 3:29 PM
Subject: RE: [News from Birmingham Music Network ltd] Gigbeth BMN stage
25th March 2006

Hi Mark
Need to talk to you about fraud investigations re LARC ASAP
Mr X

From: "Iron Man Records"
To: Mr X
Subject: bmn thing
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 15:07:45 -0000
Hi Andy, give Anthony a call on 07XXX XXXXX as he is dealing with LARC and
trying to recover monies owed, our equipment and the rest. I have given up
talking to them as it was going no where
cheers
mark

on 3/4/2006 I received this:
Hi Mark
Hope Gigbeth went well - we had a ball !
Just to let you and Anthony know that LARC / LSC are being investigated by
Birmingham City Council Corporate Fraud department - ( Neil Farquarson ) - I'll
let you know more when I hear something.
Laters
Mr X

Hi Mark
I will try to call you but yes I think it would be good if you contacted
Neil and supplied him with paperwork because he's taking the matter very
seriously and LARC , (as a City Council Advice centre) do fall under his
auspices.

I've mislaid his number but just phone BCC switchboard on 303-9944 and asked
to be put through to Neil Farquarson in corporate fraud department. Tell him
you're willing to supply evidence in respect of Mr X's letter that he is currently investigating.
Let me know how you get on.
Mr X

Angela Morrison

On 1st March 2006 I had to advise someone at the Birmingham Music Network meeting that after 12 months of giving them repeated verbal, and written , instruction on how to join the BMN mailing list; if they still hadn't managed to join up by now the best thing to do was to take their computer back to the shop and get their money back. They must be clearly too stupid to own a computer. How do these people live?