I want to bought 150 CD and 50 t-shirt, was in your shop??

From: "poison the well"
To: Sent: Sunday, November 06, 2005 7:24 AMSubject: mailorder
Hi,
my name BOBBY from Indonesia. I was attracted by things that were sold by you in your shop. I was interested buying him to be sold by me came back in my shop. And I saw all of them through your web site. And I want to ask for the delivery using FedEx because it's faster and safer, and if the sending used airmail I was frightened my thing was broken and was lost.for payment i have visa and mastercard no payment paypal .I hoped we could co-operate.Thanks and talk to you soon. Regards BOBBY

Hi Bobby,
find enclosed copies of onesheets for some of the releases I have to offer.how many copies and which cds do you want?I can take payment by credit card or paypal or you can send a cheque or postal order.let me know what cds you want first and i'll work out the money, then we can discuss postage method and payment cheers mark

heelo,
OK, I want to bought 150 CD and 50 t-shirt, was in your shop??
bobby

HI Bobby,
I can send you:

25 x Dufus: Neuborns
25 x Sensa Yuma: Up Yours!
25 x P.A.I.N: Oh my God we're doing it
25 x P.A.I.N: Our Universe Commences Here
25 x Last Under The Sun: All Empires Crumble
25 x I.O.D: Mundance Existence

these are the best sellings cds I have at the moment

the postage will be extra, I can find out how much it will cost by FED EX. Can you confirm your postal address?

I can supply you Last Under The Sun t-shirts and Sensa Yuma T-shirts too but I haven't got many left, I will check what sizes I have left and how many.

I will work out some prices for you. I will try and make everything as cheap as possible.

When I email you the final prices I can arrange to take your credit card payment. When the Payment has cleared I will send the cds and t-shirts as agreed
cheers
mark

hello again,
In your shop did not have 150 artists ,dan 50 t-shirt per/the artist
bobby

I hate Banks

Hi Mark
Just to remind you of our telephone call whilst you were driving today.

I am looking at hiring a band to entertain 170 people at an event at the Copthorne Hotel in the centre of Birmingham on the evening of Wednesday 14 December.

Budget is about £1000.

Ideally we are looking for someone who REALLY entertains and interacts with the audience.

So far the plan is Buffet dinner starting about 7pm - till 8pm
Short break Reward/prize giving
8.15pm - 9pm Short break
Entertainment/band
9.15 -10.30 Disco.

If you have any other alternative suggestions please feel free as we are open to any other options.I will be in Birmingham on Monday 14 November to view the hotel between 11am - 2pm approx if you require to meet/provide demos etc.
Just to check, do you charge any fees?
Thanks for your help so far and I look forward to hearing from you.
Lesley

Are You Matt or Jane?

Hey Matt,
I read the email! had a look at the site and joined up too.
bastards wouldn't let me do a survey though. I blame Jane.

Hi Mark
Thanks so much for all that stuff mate it’s perfect.
I’m actually Jane so don’t blame me! I’ll send you an invite to something if I get round to it.. maybe an MTV Base survey or something – just up your street!
That new dufus album is really good by the way.
Cheers mate – have a good Christmas etc, speak to you soon! Matt

Can we have a gig?

from: The Meenies
To: Mark

This week:
G has dislocated his shoulder.
Mike got an ASBO.
Joe is in rehab.
On a brighter note, Sep has been going around schools in deprived areas and teaching poor kids to play Paranoid on the guitar.The Meenies will be live and hugely handsome at The Windmill (22 Blenheim Gardens, Brixton) on Friday 18th November.Also in attendance are Hockey Nights (Lookout!) and The Divine Rights of Kings and G will be playing with one arm like that dude out of Def Leppard.For flyer email meenies@beer.com. For a good time call 0898 672 672. £1.95 a minute. Must be 18 or over. Ask parent's permission.The Meenies.

Your opinion is extremely important....but not now!

We are sorry ... !
Hello Mark Badger
We are really sorry to tell you that there isn’t a survey for you to take part in right now. If you have just received an invitation we understand how frustrating that is. It is likely that the invitation was delayed somewhere on the web before reaching you or the quota for people matching your profile has filled up very quickly.Your opinion is extremely important to the music industry and goes directly to the bosses so please watch out for an email inviting you to take part in a new Songpeople survey and you could win one of the fabulous prizes below!

The most disorganised label on the planet

From: Matt
To: mark
Sent: Thursday, December 01, 2005 1:54 PM
Subject: MARK READ THIS FUCKING EMAIL re: the most disorganised label on the planet
Mark!

So. Our site is www.songpeople.com – check out the promos page to see what I did for this guy at Dead Or Alive Promotions in London. The site’s pretty popular, we get on average one registration per minute.

I’ll put an image, a link, and a bit about iron man / bmn on the promos page and we’ll run something in the newsletter (should go out to about 170,000 people next month) as far as competitions etc go.

I want:
CDs of shit local bands,
good local bands,
last under the sun,
stuff like subhumans,
anything off labels like Bluurg
pigfish etc if you want to,
nightingales (!),
bmn compilation,
if you could talk to lanval then i’d do the same for him (link etc)
anything bmn could offer would be cool
also we could do a ‘best unsigned artist of the month’ type deal on the newsletter if you wanna forward me some of the shite you get through the post!
other compilations etc.
Merchandise – stickers, t-shirts, posters etc,
and then any gig tickets you get your hands on – especially if you ever do any promoting again as we could do a guestlist or something.

Don’t give me stuff that’s worth too much cos I can’t pay you! You’ll get loads of publicity though so don’t worry.

Nice one – if you’re still confused then tough. See you Saturday – I’ll be up in brum about 4 I think, will you be in the office? Answer your fuckin phone!