Stop, Dave.

Stop, Dave.

"All you of Earth - are idiots!" - Plan 9 from outer Space

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws

"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!" - Dr Strangelove

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!" - Dr Strangelove

"You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver

"The horror...the horror." - Apocalypse Now

"I am Spartacus." - Spartacus

"We all go a little mad sometimes... Haven't you?" - Psycho

"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it." - 2001

You have been warned

Unaware adj Not Aware

Artist n. 1. a person who produces works of art, especially paintings. 2. a person who does something with exceptional skill. 3. a professional entertainer


Unaware Artists, also known as idiots, are everywhere.

WE (thats all of us except THEM) are at War with Idiots.

Some Examples of Unaware Artists at work:

People who call you stupid: are usually telling you they are stupid.... but they think that by telling you that you are stupid first, they hope that you won't suggest they are stupid as they "got there first" and you will think of something other than stupid to accuse them of. That way they get to feel like they are not actually stupid, but quite clever really.

People who work in banks: You walk up to the counter, the place is empty, three people sit at the glass window staring into space. you ask the first one if you can pay a cheque in and they tell you use to use the automated cheque deposit machine near the doorway, because its quicker. You tell them that by the time you walk back to the machine they could have processed the cheque. They tell you that they are instructed to make new customers aware of the service. you tell them that you are instructed to make them aware that if all new customers used the machine by the doorway they would not have a fucking job anymore and the bank could get rid of them completely and save some money on staff.

Security Guards who work at the Job centre: and where are you going? I'm going to sign on. No you're not mate, not here. What? this is the jobcentre isn't it? see those phones over there? you phone the call center on those, it takes 15 minutes or so, then they register your claim from two days from now. Thanks for that but I can't use phones, I have to speak to a human being face to face. No, use the phones, over here, i'll show you. You're a security guard, shouldn't you just do your job and be a security guard and let me pull this fucking phone of the wall, wrap myself in cable and then try and impale myself on one of the giant cheese plants growing near the Childrens play area?

People who make Death Threats: and forget to dial 141 before dialing your number after they get home from the pub pissed and then can't hang the phone up properly after they've said their piece leaving you plenty of time to listen into their conversations to other people you know on their mobile in the background and allowing the police and the phone company unlimited time to trace the call.